Theme By: Destroyer / Sleepless
neymar: *suffers a broken vertebra*
colombian fans: the game was bought
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Holy fuck

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57,327 notes 4 weeks ago


what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

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359,204 notes 1 month ago



so this just happened

omg read it to the tune of the song

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"Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her"

10 word story (L.V.K.)

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